don’t be a drag just be a queen
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fuck you, i'm funny
shannon, sixteen, female (if you didn't know lolz) if you're a hipster get the fuck off my blog and don't you dare follow me xoxo
i set this as my desktop picture bUT THEN WHEN I TOOK A SCREENSHOT I DISCOVERE DTHIS
AOMGUAU II CANT BREAHEHT
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Anonymous asked: I know that you're into funny shit and stuff but i just wanted to know what's your thought on lgbt?
I had to google lgbt…I am dumb
But in my opinion, I don’t care who you like or what you do, love is love and you’re your own person so it’s your decision to do whatever you feel comfortable doing
Idk it’s 7:30am, I will probably think of a better response but that’s pretty much what I think
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
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I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.
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Anonymous asked: have you ever seen nadia tanondonedis pussy?
um what?! HAHAHAHA do you mean nadia tatonetti? as in the fucking s+e teacher?
fuck…ew i’d rather drown in my own piss than ever go anywhere near her moot or even her face…
Anonymous asked: I am anon sending you a little anon because you are beautiful and THE MOST AMAZING GURL IN THE WORLD. I think you are super hott and jesus said to his disciples "let them love shannon roach" lova ya babe, xoxo Pimp daddy Cartner
HAHAHA I LOVE YOU CLARE omg I laughed so much just then HAHAHA “this is Pimp Daddy Cartner from tha hood…just got back from my bitch, Motha Theresa LUV DAT HOE” you are amazing and beautiful and I love you OGDHR <3
